Fun Karachi: November 2008

Tuesday 25 November 2008

[ F K ] Joke of the Day.....:-))))))

(Keep in mind global Job Cuts & financial crisses)

. Take a break
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Chacha kaise ho ???

Chacha: Ab kya batau...Char bete (sons) hai !!!!!!!

Bara beta broker hai...

doosara beta Jet Airways mein hai

aur

tesara software mein

sabse chhota PAAN WALA hai...

Bus Wohi ghar chala raha hai..:-)))))

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Wednesday 19 November 2008

[ F K ] Management Stories

Management Stories

Story # 1
It's a fine sunny day in the forest and a lion is sitting outside his cave, lying lazily in the sun. Along comes a fox, out on a walk.

Fox: "Do you know the time, because my watch is broken"
Lion: "Oh, I can easily fix the watch for you"
Fox: "Hmm... But it's a very complicated mechanism, and your big claws will only destroy it even more."
Lion: "Oh no, give it to me, and it will be fixed"
Fox: "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that lazy lions with great claws cannot fix complicated watches"
Lion: "Sure they do, give it to me and it will be fixed"

The lion disappears into his cave, and after a while he comes back with the watch which is running perfectly. The fox is impressed, and the lion continues to lie lazily in the sun, looking very pleased with himself.

Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the lazy lion in the sun.

Wolf: "Can I come and watch TV tonight with you, because mine is broken"
Lion: "Oh, I can easily fix your TV for you"
Wolf: "You don't expect me to believe such rubbish, do you? There is no way that a lazy lion with big claws can fix a complicated TV.
Lion: "No problem. Do you want to try it?"

The lion goes into his cave, and after a while comes back with a perfectly fixed TV. The wolf goes away happily and amazed.

Scene : Inside the lion's cave. In one corner are half a dozen small and intelligent looking rabbits who are busily doing very complicated work with very detailed instruments. In the other corner lies a huge lion looking very pleased with himself.

Moral : IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY A MANAGER IS FAMOUS; LOOK AT THE WORK OF HIS SUBORDINATES.

Management Lesson in the context of the working world : IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY SOMEONE UNDESERVED IS PROMOTED; LOOK AT THE WORK OF HIS SUBORDINATES

Story # 2
It's a fine sunny day in the forest and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out for a walk.

Fox: "What are you working on?"
Rabbit: "My thesis."
Fox: "Hmm... What is it about?"
Rabbit: "Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits eat foxes."
Fox: "That's ridiculous ! Any fool knows that rabbits don't eat foxes!
Rabbit: "Come with me and I'll show you!"

They both disappear into the rabbit's burrow. After few minutes, gnawing on a fox bone, the rabbit returns to his typewriter and resumes typing.

Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the hardworking rabbit.
Wolf: "What's that you are writing?"
Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat wolves."
Wolf: "you don't expect to get such rubbish published, do you?"
Rabbit: "No problem. Do you want to see why?"

The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow and again the rabbit returns by himself, after a few minutes, and goes back to typing.
Finally a bear comes along and asks, "What are you doing?
Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat bears."
Bear: "Well that's absurd !"
Rabbit: "Come into my home and I'll show you"

Scene : As they enter the burrow, the rabbit introduces the bear to the lion.

Moral: IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW SILLY YOUR THESIS TOPIC IS; WHAT MATTERS IS WHOM YOU HAVE AS A SUPERVISOR.

Management Lesson in the context of the working world: IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW BAD YOUR PERFORMANCE IS; WHAT MATTERS IS WHETHER YOUR BOSS LIKES YOU OR NOT

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Saturday 15 November 2008

[ F K ] Funny Video Collection

Hi,

Watched these videos, found funny so thought to share.

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Friday 14 November 2008

[ F K ] Love & Marriage !

Love and Marriage

Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac .

Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".

Conclusion: "Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener!"

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[ F K ] Never Argue With Kids

Never Argue With Kids

My 4 year old son came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage.

He stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush.

He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago.

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother.

The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room.When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover.

The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother."I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk!"

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was physically impossible.The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture." Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael. He's a doctor.'"

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher. She's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.""Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary positions the blood doesn't run into my feet?"A little fellow shouted, "Because your feet aren't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all You want. God is watching the apples!"

A kindergarden teacher at age 30 was talking to the children seated on the floor around her, absentmindedly she removed her glasses to clean them.

"Wow, Miss Collins!" one child exclaimed. "You look really different without your glasses on !"Another child piped up, "I bet she looks different when she takes her teeth out, too!"

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Tuesday 11 November 2008

[ F K ] How Heavy Is Your Bag

How Heavy Is Your Bag

One of my teachers had each one of us bring a clear plastic bag and a sack of potatoes. For every person we'd refuse to forgive in our life, we were told to choose a potato, write on it the name and date, and put it in the plastic bag. Some of our bags, as you can imagine, were quite heavy.

We were then told to carry this bag with us everywhere for one week, putting it beside our bed at night, on the car seat when driving, next to our desk at work.

The hassle of lugging this around with us made it clear what a weight we were carrying spiritually, and how we had to pay attention to it all the time to not forget, and keep leaving it in embarrassing places.

Naturally, the condition of the potatoes deteriorated to a nasty slime. This was a great metaphor for the price we pay for keeping our pain and heavy negativity!

Too often we think of forgiveness as a gift to the other person, and while that's true, it clearly is also a gift for ourselves!

So the next time you decide you can't forgive someone, ask yourself… Isn't MY bag heavy enough?

And when you stand praying, if you hold anything against anyone, forgive him, so that your God may forgive you your sins.

Regards,
< HK >

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Sunday 9 November 2008

[ F K ] The Latest Super Model / Hillarious Ramp Walk

The Latest Super Model / Hillarious Ramp Walk

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Saturday 8 November 2008

[ F K ] Funny Matrimonial Ads (Real Fun)

These are ads taken from actual matrimonial sites - Guys searching for Brides. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart! Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this.....

hello....

My name Arthi..... i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily. i expect the good minded and clean habits boy to marry me soon.... who may be in the same caste . If anyone want to Marie to me u can visit to my home (Ghar Chale aana........???)

Hello

To Viewers My Name is Shekhar , I am single i don't have female, I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my heart...when ever u want to meet pls visit my resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Shekhar

I want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework (Homework?)

Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. she may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the entire life can run smoothly. thank you (The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)

She should be good looking and should have a service. she Should have one brother and one sister. she should be educated. (ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)

I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Because friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because I love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........hold my hand forever !!! (The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

I am simple boy.I have lot of problem in my life because of my luck now i am looking one gal she care me and love me lot lot lot (I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)

My wife should be as 'Shivani' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tanwerr as in KSBKBT...... (Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure he must be demanding too much,ain't he?)

I want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house but while stepping out of house she should give respect to our cast (by not wearing her jeans? Wat the hell...)

HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING BOY ,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH. (all of us are loughing{laughing})

Whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someone bride and she must think of the future life if she is too like this she would be called the woman of the lamp (I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this boy wants)

I love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love thepatner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok (I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome")

HI I AM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK (the "ok syndrome" again)

I am pran my family history my two brother two sister and Father&mother sister complity marred (somebody please explain in comments section how to get married 'completely'?)

I am very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent. iam doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at kalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist. (actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor.??)

My name is muhamad and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes (height of desperation! J )

I want one girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartly or she havea frank she's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey. I Think the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful. but iam not a handsome guy or not a good looking. but my Mom say that

Iam a good guy. My father already expired . THE CHOICE IS YOUR. bye bye. (uttama purushan)

Iam kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred. (No comments)

I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT. (maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)

My colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social service (Zebra..???)

I'm looking out for who lives in bombay, girl simple who trust me lot should be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY. (Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)

To be married on jun-2006. working woman perferable (this guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is yet to find a bride.I wish him best of luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure he will get one soon.)

I would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure. because girl is the maharani. (Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)

SSC failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not paying salary at present. (Any takers again?)

"Laughter is the one True thing everyone will always need".

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[ F K ] Washing a helicopter

Please find the attached video in this email
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Thursday 6 November 2008

[ F K ] Awesome . . . .

This is priceless!

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.

She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you eac h a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.'

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again.

I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old. :)

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful should remember fairies are female.....

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Wednesday 5 November 2008

[ F K ] Oops (Funny Video)

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[ F K ] Letter to my Bank Manager

Dear Sirs,

In view of current developments in the banking market, if one of my checks
is returned marked "insufficient funds", does that refer TO me or to you?

Regards

Your Worried Customer

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[ F K ] Friendship SMS

FriendShip SMS

1.We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still
friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's
definitely a lifetime PROMISE!...........

2.Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say...
Best friends listen to what you don't say...

3.EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE
reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...

4.How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can u
tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can u tell me not to
fall in friendship when u exist...

5.Never say ur happy when ur sad… never say ur fine when ur not ok…
never say u feel good when u feel bad… and never say ur alone when I
m still alive...

6.Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you
leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u
when u dont shine....

7.Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,plz
recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool
msgs.So hurry..

8.Friends are those who take care without any hesitation,
Who remember you without limitation and
Who love you without any communication....

9.Friends r like street lights along the road. They don't make the
distance any shorter, but they light up the path & make the walk
worthwhile ....

10.If
A is 1
B is 2
C is 3
.....................
Z is 26 then
L+O+V+E=54
And
F+R+I+E+N+D+S+H+I+P=108.
Interesting hai naa...
Friendship is twice stronger than Love...

11.BIRTH IS START OF LIFE
BEAUTY IS ART OF LIFE
LOVE IS PART OF LIFE
DEATH IS LAST OF LIFE
BUT
FRIEND IS HEART OF LIFE ...

12.A truly toching frnd understands wen u say im sad,forgives wen u
say im sorry,feels hapy wen u say i luv u,smiles wen u say i mis
u.but dies wen u say forget me.....

13.Friendship is a network that needs no recharge,no roaming,no
activation,no signal problems,just make sure u dont switch off your
heart.

14.2friends...see and saw.one day see saw sea and saw didnot see
sea.see saw sea and jumped in sea,saw didnot saw sea but also jumped
into sea.see saw saw in sea and saw saw see in sea.see saw both saw
sea and both saw and see were happy in see....

15.Without HUMOUR life SUCKS
without COURAGE life is HARD
without LUV life is HOPELESS
WITHOUT A FRIEND LIKE 'U' LIFE IS IMPOSSIBLE.

16.Difference between love & friendship....
U give ur whole heart to ur love & they break it....
But u give ur broken heart to ur friend & they make it....

17.Listen and Silent are 2 words with same alphabet
& are very important 4 Friendship because
only a friend can listen to u when u r Silent

18.No Shadows 2 Depress U
Only Joys 2 Surround U
Many Friends 2 Love U
God Himself 2 Bless U
These are my Wishes 4 U
2day, 2morrow & Everyday...

19.Few Relations In Earth Never Die"

20.As long as we have memories, yesterday remains;
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have
hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is
never a waste.....

21.Friends are like shoes,some loose some tight,some fit just right
and they help us as we walk through life.Thanks for being just right
for me!...

22.I may go bankrupt & liquidated deficient yet insolvent still i
would be happy because in my partnership with life i acquired a
goodwill that will never be amortized & thats the friendship i've
loan from you.

23.Eyes are two,but vision
is one.
Ears are two, but sound
is one.
Legs r two but traveling
is one.
Similarly we r 2 but our
friendship is one

24.L-Love,I-imagination,
F-Friend,
E-Entertainment,'LIFE'
will Become "LiE' if
there is no 'F' of
Friend: i'am lucky to
get you My sweet frnd...

25.SOME SAY it...
SOME THINK it...
SOME KNOW it...
BUT i MEAN it...

.***.,.***.
*u r a nice*
*.friend.*
"*.,..*"

26.Life widout friend is-
L_onely
I_nsecured
F_ull of doubts
E_mpty
Life wid friend is- L_ight n easy
I_nspiring
F_ull of hopes
E_nthusiastic.

27.No Life Without Love.. No Answer without Question..NO Rain
Without Cloud..No Friendship Without "YOU" ....

28.Vacancy In my Heart 4 a True Friend
Eligibility: Loving & Caring
Duty: To Love
Experience: Not required
Salary: 4ever Love
Joining: ASAP
R U interested?....

29.This is a message from a friend to a friend for a friend to be a
friend so that a friend remains a friend of a friend who is a friend
Forever!

30. I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF,
You have to think before You speak to me!
I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF,
My presence ever makes You feel uncomfortable.
I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF,
You have to thank me for everything i do for You.
I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF,
You don't realise how Your smile brightens up my day.
I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF,
You would rather keep quiet when You really wanna talk!
I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF,
You take too much time to tell me what i mean to You.

31.Dear O Dear, You are not Near,
But I can Hear, Dont Get Fear,
Your memories Here, Live with Cheer,
No more Tear!....... MY DEAR FRIEND

32."Old friends are Gold! New Friends are Diamonds ! If u get
Diamonds, Dont Forget Gold Because Only Gold can Hold a Diamond ....

33.H-M T-M
is not complete without "U"
& FR-ENDSH-P will never complete without "I"
So "U" &"I' have to be there forever if u want
HUM TUM 2 Be Good Friend.......

34.Even if ur sms is not
coming, i think U are
sending sms but its
not delivered...
Even if U are not
calling, i think u are
trying but the network
is blocked...
Even if U do not
consider me as your
friend, I think..., why i
bothered? U R my
friend till my death...

35.plz REMIND me to REMIND u abt REMINDING me to send u this
REMINDER that REMINDS me of REMINDING u that I am always UR good
FRND.

36.GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags,
Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

37.One day Monday went to Tuesday to see Wednesday n ask Thursday
whether Friday has told Saturday that "Sunday" is FRIENDSHIP DAY...

38.TRUE FRANDS R THOSE
WHO CARE, WITHOUT HESITATION
WHO REMEMBER, WITHOUT LIMITATION
WHO FORGIVE, WITHOUT EXPLANATION
WHO TRUST ,WITHOUT COMMUNICATION

39.friendship is like an onion which has many layers it will add
taste to ur life but if u try to cut it u will have tear in ur
eyes......

40.Thousands of friends i make, Everyones hands i shake. But real
friends are few and The best of them is YOU....

41.If SOMEONE ASKS ME WHAT is Friendship? I "LL explain,"I WOuLD SIT
nExt To YOU,PULL YOU CloSe tO Me,PUT mY ARMS ArOuNd YOU aNd sAy
pRoUdLy, tHis is Friendship

42.Life is a railway station,in wh love is a train,it will come & go
at any time, but frndship is like track it will b forever....

43.Any one can play these roles in his/her life:
Baby role: 0 to 3 years.
Child role: 3 to 15 years.
Young role: 15 to 25 years.
Parent role: 25 to 60 years.
Grand parent role: 60 to 100 years.
BUT
Everyone can play the one and only role for lifelong is FRIEND
role...

44.Try 2 read this slowly:->
U r queue tea, loaf lee,
grey ate, horn nest, at track thief,
cheer fool, soup ear be, & u r my
most press yes frnd!!!!!!

45.FriendShip si the RainBow between two hearts, sharing 7 feelings
Love + Sad + Happy + Truth + Faith + Secret + Helping = FriendShip

If I could be any part of you, I'd be your tear. To be conceived in
your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your
lips.

New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many sleepless nights in
ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets mk
them brother n sister.

New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in
your love, and I don't want my son to do the same for your daughter.
So lets make them brother & sister.

Government imposing new taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50. But you don't worry, flirting is still free.

The length & breadth & height of you, total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you, I'll have to take a bite of u.

I think you are very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now
what u have left? U just came in my mind and left a smile on my
face.

I believe that God above created you for me to luv. He picked me out
from all the rest coz he knew I'd luv you the best!

U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my
message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile &
reply. So, try to look sweetest.

As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.

I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you
cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.

Even if I had 1 wish... I wouldn't wish for u to love me, coz I
don't want your love to come from a wish... but straight from your
heart.

Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u,
those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just
can't refuse u!

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to
see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes.
Too many girls out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to
you!

Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur name, deep in my heart u'll always
remain. Earth wants water, flower wants dew, I want nothing but a
smile from u.

U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my
reach but not out of my mind. I don't know what I mean 2 u, but u'll
always be special 2 me.

All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was sumone who'd b
there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone who'd b true. All I ever
wanted was sum1 like u.

Touch my heart & u'll feel,
Listen to my heart & u'll hear,
Look into my heart & u'll see,
That u'll always be a special part of me.

Don't send any messages, I don't want to see you, hear your voice,
think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.

If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r
among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking
with him a few miles.

Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber
your are trying to reach is in your heart!

Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!

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