Saturday 26 January 2008

[ F K ] Nine words women use...

Nine words women use...

 

      1.)

      Fine  : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are

      right and you need to shut up.

 

      2.)

      Five Minutes  : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.

      Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more

      minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

 

 

      3.)

      Nothing  : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,

      and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing

      usually end in fine.

 

 

      4.)

       Go Ahead  : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

 

      5.)

       Loud Sigh  : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement

      often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an

      idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing

      with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

 

      6.)

      That's Okay  : This is one of the most dangerous statements a wom an

      can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard

      before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

 

 

      7.)

       Thanks  : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

 

      8.)

       Whatever : Is a women's way of saying  GET LOST!!!!!!

 

      9.)

       Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement,meaning

      this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.

      This will later result in a man asking 'what's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!


 


 

 
 
 
 
 
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