Friday 31 October 2008

[ F K ] Newton in Romantic Mood

Newton in Romantic Mood 

 
 
Universal law of Love: 
 
" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money " 
 
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First law of Love:
 
 
" a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. "
 
 
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Second law of Love:
 
 
" The Rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. "
 
 
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Third law of Love:
 
 
" the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping."

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