A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told,
"You are going to meet a beautiful young girl
who will want to know everything about you."
The frog says, "This is great!
Will I meet her at a party, or what?"
"No," says the psychic.
"Next semester in her biology class."
Effort is important,
but knowing where to make an effort in your
life makes all the difference.
Love puts the fun in together,
the sad in apart,
the hope in tomorrow,
the joy in a heart....
Darate hain aag se kahi jal na jaaye,
Jalate hain khuwab se kahi toot na jaye.
Par sabase ziyada darate hain aapse ...
Kahi aap hame bhool na jaaye....
A little boy was taken to the dentist.
It was discovered that he had a cavity that would have to be filled.
"Now, young man," asked the dentist,
"what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?"
"Chocolate, please," replied the youngster.
After a deep passionate kiss,
the girl whispers to the guy,
" Kiss me like that once more and I will be yours forever!"
The guy exclaims, " Thanks for the warning!"
EK DIN HAMARE AASU HUMASE PUCHH BAITHE...
HAME ROZ SHAM KO KYON BULATE HO...?
HUMANE KAHA HUM UNHE YAAD KARATE HAIN,
TO AAP KYON CHALE AATE HO...?
if i write ur name in d sky wind wood blow it away.
if i write ur name in d sea waves wood wash it away.
But ur name is engravd in my heart,
where nothin can touch it!
Sehmi-Sehmi nighaon mein khawab hum jaga denge,
Suni-Suni rahon pe phool hum khila denge.
Aap hamare sung muskura kar to dekho,
Aapka har gam hum chura lenge...
Pyar aankho se jataya to bura maan gaye,
Haal-e-Dil humne sunaya to bura maan gaye,
Woh to har roz rulaya karte they,
Ek roz humne rulaya to bura maan gaye!!!
Humne manga tha saath unka...
wo judai ka gum de gaye...
hum yaado ke sahare jee lete..
wo bhulane ki kasam de gaye...
Love is that OCEAN in which even if U get drowned,
U wont call for help bcoz its that suicide
which U have commited to begin another beautiful life....
A company held a contest for kids with the theme:
"The nicest thing My Father Ever Did For Me."
One kid answered "He married my mother."
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