Sardar dukhi tha
Kisi ne pocha kyon tension main ho?
Sardar: yaar ek dost ko plastic surgry k liye 3 lakh diye tahe ab main us ko pehchan nahi pa raha hoon.
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Father: qutub minar kahan hai?
Son: pata nahi.
Father: kabhi ghar se bhi bahar nikla karo.
Son: jamil uncle koun hain?
Father pata nahi.
Son: kabhi ghar pe bhi ruka karo.
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Sardar: aaj main ne pani ko ullu bana diya.
Freind: pani ko ullu? Woh kaise?
Sardar: oye! Subha main ne pani garam kiya aur thande pani se naha liya
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Ek sardar ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi,
Jab hospital legaye to doctor ne bola k in k test hoon gaye.
Sardar bola in ki umar zyada hai test nahi one day karwa lo.
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