Wednesday 24 December 2008

[ F K ] It's all about women

It's all about women
 
 
1) What is the difference between women and puppies? 
 
Answer: Puppies grow up.
 

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2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces? 
 
Answer: Because they are...
 

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3) What do women have in common with ceramic tiles?
 
 
Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
 

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4) If you drop a women and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first? 
 
Answer: Who cares ?????..
 

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5) What did God say after he created woman? 
 
Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created man.
 

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6) What's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ?
 
Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.
 
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7) What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?
 
 
Answers: I) no mind ii) no business
 
 
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