[ F K ] Smile ............ :)

Likho to kuch aisa likho ki,
Kalam bhi rone pe majbur hojaye,
Har lafz me darad bhar do itana ki,
Examinar bhi 35 marks dene par majbur ho jaye

 

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Dil denge kisi ek ko, sirf ek ko..

 

Wa..Wa

 

Dil denge kisi ek ko,sirf ek ko..

 

Wa..Wa

 

lekin jab tak koi ek na mile.

 

LINE marte rahenge har ek ko

 

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Respect those friends who find TIME for us in their "Busy Schedule."

 

But Love those friends who NEVER SEE their Schedule when we NEED them.

 

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Teacher: Aisi kisi jagah ka naam batao jise banaya to aadmi ne hai par fir bhi wo wahan par ja nahi sakta?

 

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Papu: LADIES TOILET!

 

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Santa Singh shouting 2 his girl friend

 

"u said v will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post office...."

 

 

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Paani se coca-cola banane ka formula

 

1 bottle pani lo,
use freezer me rakho,
1 ghante baad nikalo
pani thanda milega,
or "thanda matlab Coca Cola"

 

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What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?

 

A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear

 

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Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,
Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,

 

Khuda rakkhe humesha tujhe Smart & Fit, Tera liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!

 

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